Hegel's Sleep Score

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Reporter: Sir! Hegel Taught History History

Dr Dr

Backgrounder

A new Apple IOS

How is yur sleep score??

Hegel slurps it aside

No hell

Ever since Charlie

Became the King

Bonnie Prince Charlie

All of Scotland for him

He escaped to France

And revenged himself

In 1776

The third time

I was worried

Sort of liked Philip

And Elizabeth

I would like her in bed

Is it all about Catholics?

As we used to say

Unless there was more room on the floor

Shut up stupid fool poet on the floor

Confederation Square

First time I saw her

I was nine

Nein nein Fräulein

By the Ottawa rapids below Parliament Hill

I mean

Forget Niagara Falls

This is the real deal

When the south caves to the north

When the fastidious waves of cold

disturb your kidneys

At your age

Queen Elizabeth

Sort of waving at you

On Confederation Square

Long before the Princess bought it

When for this one glorious moment

I waved with you

On Confederation Square

Edward Kennedy

After Chappidiquick don't no how to spell

Edward Kennedy no coat just his suit

Man Ottawa gets cold

I am all wrapped up in various emissions

Emerging from the Chateau Laurier

A most exclusive hotel

Unless you have the change

Edward Kennedy in a suit

Enjoying the cold air

After that

And Malcolm X

My sleep score

Said Hegel

Not to be envied